a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
(via mall0ry)
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via eyebrowclit)
i could never hate you, no matter what you’ve done or did. i could never hate you.
(via eyebrowclit)
